I BET JON HAMM FEELS LIKE CINDERBLOCKS WRAPPED IN VELVET.
I BET HIS STUBBLE IS LIKE STEEL WOOL.
I BET HE WOULD WOULD KISS MY CHIN WHEN THAT STUBBLE MADE IT ALL RED AND SORE, THEN TENDERLY MAKE LOVE TO ME ON A SOFT DOWN COMFORTER.
I BET HE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS AND THE STRENGTH OF A HEALTHY OX.
CAN YOU HEAR ME, JON? CAN YOU HEAR ME LOVING YOU?
… TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE. TAKE ME ANYWHERE.
JUST TAKE ME. I AM YOUR SPECIAL LOVE DOLL.
